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Dumbledorable

An awesome person (on tumblr) with dark red hair in love with The Beatles, 30STM, Harry Potter, Craig Ferguson, Doctor Who, etc.
Tumblarian 1: I was on Tumblr last night.
Tumblarian 2: Me too! did you see Dumbledorable's post? it was so funny!
T1: No, I'm not following that person.
T2: You should start, she likes Harry Potter and-
T1: oh, I'm a twilight fan, I hate Harry Potter.
T2: *punches T1* GTFO!
by wizard-angst-potter January 24, 2011
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Dumbledore

A manipulative old swine who allowed Harry Potter to spend over 16 years with a horcrux in his head.
" you are that manipulative that you are almost Dumbledore."
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Jazzy Dumbldore

The gayest sexual act known to gay kind. It involves two consenting males spreading their cheeks as far as they can and then rubbing their taint assholes over black christian church benches. Once the pews are assed out the homosexuals will scream vile accusations about white Jesus.
Tim:My asshole burns like hell!
John:I know we shouldn't have did that Jazzy Dumbldore on those wooden benches!!
Tim: Let's go to that nice Baptist church next time.
by HU3YS_A_FREEMAN March 17, 2017
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dumbledore

Person A:"Joe D is so gay."
Person B: "No way, he's dumbledore!"
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Dumbledoring

An intense desire to die or to be killed as a means of escape from something worse than death, as seen in The Half-Blood Prince when Dumbledore screams "Kill me!" while drinking the poisoned water.
Dude, I am NEVER drinking Jim Beam straight again! I was totally Dumbledoring last night!
by Bobaganusche June 3, 2011
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dumbledorfed

Taking a women's anal virginity

First time anal sex

Variation: to be dumbledorfing the act of taking a women's anal virginity
I dumbledorfed my girlfriend last night. Why is she walking funny? I bet she got dumbledorfed.
by tpain32AD April 22, 2018
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Dumbledore Protection

Dumbledore Protection is a very good and useful system created by two intelligent girls. Dumbledore Protection has nothing to do with Harry Potter, not usually, anyways.
Dumbledore Protection (D.P) is a system that is used quite simply. If you want to do something that you may find difficult (ie. talk to your crush), you can say "I will talk to (crushes name) tomorrow. DUMBLEDORE PROTECTION." The moment that the phrase passes your lips it means YOU MUST do that deed or very very bad things will happen (bad luck for 10 years, or other unfortunate events)
There is only a few exceptions where these unfortunate events will not happen, like if your crush isn't at school the day you promised Dumbledore to talk to him. This is okay because it is not your fault, the only thing is you MUST talk to him the next day, or whenever it is that you next see him.
D.P works. It is beautiful.
"I'm going to ask him out on friday, Dumbledore protection! Nothing I can say will disregard this, because I just swore to Dumbledore that I will do it."
by LILDGAL April 2, 2009
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