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Drowsing

The act of semi-consciously surfing the Internet, following the rabbit trail of link after link until you come back to reality only to realize you have wander far away from your original search.
After a late night session of drowsing, Steve couldn't figure out how he went from researching Colony Collapse Disorder to Brazilian Fart Porn.
by cyburbob August 26, 2013
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Drowning Game

A game, popular among teens, in which the participant fills his lungs with water as a source of natural high. Once he has nearly drowned, his friend attempts to perform CPR on him. If it is successful, the two switch roles and repeat. Usually the source of water is a swimming pool or body such as an ocean or lake, but other methods have been employed, such as pouring a two-liter bottle of water into the nose. Other names include CPR Game, Kiss 'Em or Miss 'Em, Funeral Game, Two-Liter Game, California Wave, California Waves, Oh Fuck, California Roulette, Dead Kid Game, Ertrinkenspiel, Juego de Ahogamiento, Hockey
Guy 1: "Dude, let's play Drowning Game!"

Guy 2: "OK, what's that?"

Guy 1: "I'll show you. Let me get the two-liter."

Guy 2: "What?"

Guy 1 *returns, pouring a two-liter bottle of water down his nose*: "Like this!"

Guy 2: "What the fuck, stop doing that!"

Guy 1: "It's OK. You'll do CPR on me."

Guy 2: "I don't know CPR. Fuck, stop doing that."

Guy 1 *drowns*

Guy 2: "God damn it."
by Ertrinkenspiel October 9, 2011
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Drooling in happyness

an excess of drool exceeding from one's mouth, occuring at a time of exceeding happyness. Sometimes this may be unstoppable!

the sign for drooling in happyness is:

:)~
look he's drooling in happyness!
she's so happy she is drooling in happyness!
by saggmaster January 16, 2009
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dowling

dowling /'dau(-&)ling/ noun
1 : a feigning to be what one is not or to believe what one does not; especially : the false assumption of an appearance of virtue or religion
2 : a pious hypocrite,
That Baptist minister was certainly a dowling in the way he condemned all people of color.

Etymology:
This word came into use by the students and former students of Kay D------,
Now retired she was a special education teacher at Freehold Elementary Schools in Freehold New Jersey. The term dowling is also interchangeable with the term “45 minute Catholic”, meaning a person that practices the virtues of Roman Catholicism for the duration of the mass but NOT outside of the mass.
Kay apparently has professed to being a “devout” Catholic and is rumored not to have missed a single mass in her adult life. However, she declined a trip to Rome, Italy to see the Pope and the Vatican being that Italy was loaded with Italians and other “undesirable foreigners“.
In her teaching career, a Chinese-American family filed charges against her alleging that she was prejudice against their son. One of the key points of the case alleged there was a conflict of interest being that her husband was a member of the Freehold Township Board of Education. While the charges were dismissed, the case hit the national nightly news.
Moreover, many of Kay’s students that happened to African-Americans, ethic or religious minorities and perceived as living alternative lifestyles, alleged they were discriminated against. She has been observed by a fellow teacher as referring to African-American as “coons”.
As for the psychology of Kay D------, Freud referred to the condemnation of something one has an inclination toward as a “reaction formation”. Another possible explanation is that she has an inferiority complex and by “looking-down” on various minorities it makes her feel better about herself. While the unique psychology of Kay will probably always be a mystery, one can only surmise as to her psychology and her seeming intolerance of certain people. It may well be the result of Catholic guilt (deeply branded in Kay‘s psyche), family expectations and numerous childhood issues.
by Student from Freehold NJ February 15, 2006
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drooling buffalo

A sexually excited woman's hairy pussyis a drooling buffalo. A dripping wet pussyof extraordinary hairiness. A wet and woolly muffon a woman.
I've seen many a hairy coochy in my day but that little hotty has a drooling buffalo. She slipped off her panties to reveal a dark drooling buffalo.
by Loren J. July 1, 2007
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drooling donkey

when you get dome from someone that has alka-seltzer in their mouth.
Dude, i got so drunk last night, and i got a drooling donkey from that fat chick.
by dah-veed, bobby, josh February 18, 2009
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drowning in cum

After giving me 300mg of Viagraand having several cumgasms -- drowning in cum is how I felt when some other cadets waterboarded me using a cum-stained jockstrap to cover my face as they poured water and jacked off and had cumgasms on my face too.
Shit! I felt like I was drowning in cum!
by USAF Cadet November 4, 2020
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