Douchetorious

Being notorious for being a complete douche.

Justin Bieber is douchetorious for singing like a girl.
"He doesn't seem to know that the reason girls don't go for him is because he's douchetorious for having his greased up spikey hair and popping his collar."

by phantomJezzi September 30, 2011

Douchetarded

Anything or anyone that is rampant in douche-baggery and retarded.

"Dude, did you see what Bill did last night? He tripped over his pants, knocked over a lamp that fell on Joey, and he yelled at Joey for making stupid noises. He is SO douchetarded."

by BlarghStudios October 8, 2011

Doucheworm

Noun; A person that is such a douche bag that nothing else describes him/her.

The state of being directly after douche rocket. The lowest form or state of douche.

Oh man did you see Chad's shoes today, he's such a doucheworm.

by eminemmac10andezeallinone April 11, 2012

Douchecorn

A douche of mythical proportions. Someone who has reached an epic and rare level of douchery that they are equivalent to a douche unicorn.

That guy just asked me to flash him then said I was fat when I didn't, what a douchecorn.

by tundrakatiebean June 17, 2013

Douchetard

A cross between a douchebag and a retard.

He's worse than an asshole. He's a real douchetard.

by Blacksophiecat November 10, 2013

doucheboard

Those $400 segways without the handle that all viners have that make you like the the absolute biggest fuckboy douchebag in the world. Some retards may call it a hoverboard, but since there are two wheels that touch the ground, it doesn't hover. Someone on a doucheboard may be

-Wearing a flat brim hat backwards
-Wearing those long shirts that go down to your thigh
-Wearing skinny jeans
-Wearing huge Nike high tops
-Making a Musical.ly
-Making a Vine
-Sending pictures of his tiny dick to girls twice his age on Snapchat
-Bringing cancer to all

"Hey, why's that douche on a segway without a handle? "
"It's called a doucheboard."
"Wow I think I'm gonna kill myself now"

by Papa Squirt July 24, 2016

DOUCHELOG

Bigger than a douchebag but more violent.

he said he had an air quotes girlfriend thus making me his air quotes mistress...what a douchelog!

by ajbos May 18, 2016