dorkus malorkus

someone who did or said somthing to make them look REALLY stupid.

Bob:I am going to the computer store cause they have an awesome grade a gumball machine.

Joe: You are such a dorkus malorkus

by Ben Szafoni September 30, 2005

doogus

Doogus was invented one day in 2003 when a group of boys were so incredibly bored they needed a new word to call people. Doogus is a very broad-based term. Doogus, is most definetaly an insult. Doogus could be used to replace words like, douche, and fuckface, and bitch-ass motherfucking whore, and other words that would commonly be considered unappropriate.

You just ran over my dog you damned doogus!
Did you just kick my dog? You son of a doogus!
Your mother is a doogus.

by Fitz June 13, 2004

doofus

The pinnacle of being a blonde; a girl with no clue; oftentimes nieve (though sometimes in an endearing way); a person who likes bad basketball teams, any girl named Katie.

That girl just dyed her hair blonde, as if we didn't already know she's a doofus.

She just picked UNC to win at basketball, she must be a doofus.

Yep, her name's Katie...she must be a doofus.

by theman85004 January 9, 2007

dookshank

Dookshank : Duk shank, A frozen piece of fecal matter frozen and used as a weapon .

Man watch out that cat in cell 6a has a dookshank.

by chewbakkarising November 17, 2007

Dorkus Magnanimous

Anyone who exhibits the characteristics of a dork to the Nth degree.

The love of my life = Adam is a dorkus magnanimous and I wouldn't have him any other way <3

by woobiegyrlie3 December 26, 2007

Dorkus Manorkus

A dorkus manorkus is the worst of dorkus's. It is the last level of the dorkus name calling. Dork, Dorkus, Dorkus manork, Dorkus manorkus is the order from best to worst. To be called a dorkus manorkus is very embaressing and shameful. Compared to being called a buttnugget, this is far worse. If one should come in contact with a dorkus manorkus, they should immediately disinfect their whole body.

For an example of a dorkus manorkus see Julia

by The Z-man July 20, 2008

Dooksnort

A crap that stinks so bad it clears sinuses

I use to have a sinus infection till Justin took a Dooksnort

Justin Thanks for taking a Dooksnort now i can smell things that dont smell like rotten ass

by RottenPotato January 16, 2011