horse doodling

Verb.

The act of doing something that is in no way benfecial to the mission or activity.

Lots of people use this phrase. But no one you know.

See also: monkeying about

Source: Red Vs Blue, episode 53.

Griff: You said it was a real phrase like "horse doodling!"

by Evil Badman March 30, 2005

bumpin doodles

bumpin doodles is the act where two males approach each other with massive erections. the two penises must be aligned head to head. with a strong look of determination one of the males will commence to jack off both parties using his excess foreskin.

"hey hayes, do you wanna go doodle bump tonight?"
-hayes " sure man, its like whatever over here, mind givin hernandez a call? he's got soft skin." "he loves bumpin doodles."

by thedoodlebumper November 9, 2006

pussy doodle

A painting made using a cat and patented cat strap. Available models include the picasso, ladies' choice, and diarrhea machine.

Shhhh! It's just my pussy doodles!

by Falcon Punch February 2, 2008

Skank-a-doodle

African Word Meaning "Bitch Please".

Skank-a-doodle, shut yo mouf

by Pimp Master Chong-o May 20, 2004

Doodle Juice

the sweet nectar that comes out of an excited penis

Rose, will you squeeze some doodle juice out of me tonight?

by BiggyAng86 September 15, 2016

Cooter Doodling

The art of drawing with ones vagina.

Just as I thought I'd seen everything the internet has to offer, I stumble into a video chat room where a young woman squatting over a dry erase board was Cooter Doodling "Hello Kitty" at a 6th grade level.

by Dmyster92 May 12, 2013

wimpy doodle

1. noun, A timid little dog (however, the phrase has also been used to describe other animals, humans, things, with the characteristics of a wimpy doodle).
2. Proper noun, as in "The Wimpy Doodle". The original wimpy doodle was a nice little poodle named Annie, owned by a family in Pine Hills, Florida.

Your dog is a wimpy doodle. He hides under the bed whenever anyone comes over.

by The Guvna May 18, 2006