Dickabled

Dickabled - prone to being a total dick.

John is fully capable of being a total dick: you could say he’s “dickabled.”

by 1JMPMSTR June 25, 2018

Dickabled

The acted of getting dicked down so hard your legs stop working

“The dick was so good, that man has me dickabled”

by Geriatricjoe May 14, 2024

Dicksabled Room

When you order the handicap hotel room to increase a sexual experience by utilizing all the support bars throughout the room.

I was at the casino and invited this women to my sweet which just happened to be the dicksabled room.

by Thomas Frick August 6, 2025

[Desktable Tennis]

the act of rapid email between 2 or more people. (Ex) sending multiple emails to the same person and replying back and forth all day til you're fingers start to hurt. when this is done,the people involved usually aren't talking about anything important.

Man 1: me and myra were up all day emailing each other.
Man 2: so you played Desktable Tennis
Man 1: yeah so?
Man 2: so are you getting any tonight
Man 1: no we talked about our dreams
Man 2: god you suck

by Davion Williams December 9, 2008

dicktaketion

When a secretary excels far beyond her job description and exhibits continued enthusiasm for sucking and fucking her boss.

I got a new secretary that's a true keeper. She keeps my life organized with her superior computer skills and helps take the edge off of me with her superior dicktaketion.

Joe to coworker: I wish I could put dick-take-tion on this monster job posting!

by 808Rockz June 10, 2014

dicktangle

A quandry for women under duress, where in order for a woman to get what they truly desire the obvious solution is having sex with a male they don't want to be with.

Amy needed at least a "B" on her term paper, which put her in a dicktanglement with her professor.

Joni wanted a promotion at work, making her dicktangled with her boss.

by Matt Allen Poe July 3, 2016

DickTaste

When someone constantly brags about getting laid, but never does and gets laughed about for years and years

'Dude i smashed Ashley so hard last night'

'Michael we all know you never did, stop acting like a DickTaste'

by L33gitFuk3ry April 1, 2017