Dickhands

The state of male hands at the period of time between pissing and washing their hands. Exists for as long as one goes without washing his hands, however requires a witness in said case.

"Company policy states that you must greet each intern with a smile and handshake."

"To hell with that, I followed Lemmings out of the restroom, the consistency of his Dickhands has lasted a few days now!"

by Kombat Mann January 2, 2012

dickmatized

When the quality of the dick is so high that you tell of those other man hoes to go to hell. You change your number, you delete them from facebook, you start filing restraining orders. You put all of your eggs in one basket. You overlook the man's shortcomings because the dick is SO AMAZING. So amazing you practically forget your name

"i had to change my phone number so Jim and Thomas would quit calling. I'm only interested in Chad for right now.."

"What the hell Heather, that guy's got you dickmatized, you done told all them other hoes to go on! Isn't he missing an eyebrow?"

"Heather.....oh, you mean me?"

by bbfemmex February 11, 2010

dicksandal

variation with a twist on the derogatory use of the words clownshoe or assclown and their ilk.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.
4. An inarticulate and infantile conservative right wing political commentator (eg. Andrew Bolt, Miranda Devine, Gerald Henderson, Piers Akerman) (australian reference)

'Did you read the latest henderson opinion column in the Sydney Morning Herald?'
'Not a chance, i feel significantly dumber whenever i read anything that dicksandal inflicts upon the world'

by visxera July 30, 2007

Dickmatize

When a male will basically hypnotize you with his dick. Sex so good it put you in a trance.

Guy1113-" and now for my last trick I'll be able to control your mind and your whole body once I Dickmatize you my dear! And before you even Know it we will both be naked and you'll think you just fell in love, but remember that feeling of love will fade QUICKLY due to the facts of this is an illusion you'll only be dickmatized"

by Tricki-SchemeTeam2015-Captain February 23, 2019

Dicksand

Dick sand, as in quick sand but with boys.

When a girl gets lost in whatever relationship she’s in and truly never figured out how to not only be single, but to be OKAY with being single.

From the movie How to be single.

Look Felicia fell into some dicksand again.

by Felicia please ;-) August 18, 2016

Dickmaster

A sarcastic term used to describe a gay person who reckons they are a champ... (or a person that just looks gay)

Yeah your a fucking dickmaster...

by Anonymous May 20, 2003

dicknanagins

Any shenanigans involving the penis. Purposely space docking your lover, flicking your buddy in the nuts, wrapping your balls around your dick and screaming "look babe/dude, it's a hot dog!" Ect.

Example:
Did you see Steve in the locker room today? He was up to all sorts or dicknanagins.

My boyfriend and I were fucking last night, he space-docked me 3 times and I know he was doing it on purpose. I am so sick of his dicknanagins!

Did you see Steve in the locker room today? He was up to all sorts or dicknanagins.

My boyfriend and I were fucking last night, he space-docked me 3 times and I know he was doing it on purpose. I am so sick of his dicknanagins!

by Josie Stalin January 13, 2015