destination fucked

Somewhere you end up when directed by fuckwits.

Jim: Geez, there is more chiefs here than Indians.
John: Yeah, we're heading to destination fucked.

by JLH April 26, 2017

destination

a song by DT8 fat. Roxanne Widle which is pure garbage. listeners of such songs should be shot.

hey. that song sucks shit.

by deja May 10, 2004

Destinationist

A person or family on vacation so focused on itinerary or the actual destination that they become oblivious to anything on the way or outside of the actual destination.

A vacationist that doesn't take time to relax or involve himself with other activities outside of his actual destination.

A person that refuses to patronize anyone or anyplace besides common franchises or corporations.

Bob and his family are such destinationists. They totally missed out on all the great scenery on their trip to Santa Monica. They should have taken Route 66.

by Rally66 October 18, 2009

Destination Birthday

Similar to a destination wedding, it is a place picked by the birthday boy/girl that requires their guests to give up their week, their income and their lives...for the sole purpose of showering the Birthday boy/girl with inappropriate praise.

Hey Guys, I'm super excited for my birthday party today. I sure hope you can make it. It's a Destination Birthday in Honduras!!! I've checked Air Honduras and ticket prices are below $1500 roundtrip, please check the Birthday Registry.

by jackbarron February 7, 2011

Manhattan Declaration

To fart loudly after anal sex.

Alan withdrew from Steve, whereupon Steve let loose a rousing Manhattan Declaration.

by CadaverBob December 17, 2010

Balfour Declaration of 1917

A letter written by the British Foreign Office stating that the contemporary Palestine would become the new home for Jews. It also stated that the non-Jewish residents of Palestine will not be deprived of their rights, and the Jewish people of other nations will not be deprived of their rights.

Thumbs down if you disagree with the Balfour Declaration of 1917, thumbs up if the opposite.....

by baa.1234 October 20, 2008

decibation

v The frantic search for that 10 percent of 'quality' webcams.

Struggling through the god-awful 90 percent of webcams, Jack continued his decibation until he could find a good one.

by estiban_acronym August 4, 2004