Tinos delivery

Tinos delivery is the product of making fancy food for your freinds and bringing it to them for no reason. Usaully done by the mom of a freind group.

Rick- tim where did you get that cheesecake?

Tim- Its tinos delivery, christie have it to me.

by bubbles-the-cat October 24, 2017

Cum Delivery

When your whore of a mother has sweaty sex with the greasy local UPS guy and then suspiciously has an equally greasy baby 9 months later

Nosy neighbor 1: I saw Sheryl receiving a cum delivery with the UPS guy Steve today!
Nosy Neighbor 2: God I'd kill for a Cum Deliver right now
Nosy Neighbor 1: What?

by Mr.Diddler March 5, 2019

Hairy Delivery

The act of shitting on a bearded man’s face.

Yeah, we did a hairy delivery last night! He really enjoyed it!

by milkBAKE February 13, 2020

Homie delivery

When you ask a friend to deliver something to your home.

Me: Did you get that bottle of vodka for tonight?
Her: Just asked a friend for a homie delivery!

by Bibtan July 19, 2020

Royal delivery

When 5 guys cum in each hole on a girls face and then she suffocates

I’m not sure but I think she wants a “royal delivery”

by Tassive mit May 9, 2023

deceiver

in reference to a male or female who, from far away, appears hot, attractive, sexy; however as you get closer, you realise they are not. at all. that person is a 'deceiver'

Jake: 'hey man, check out that hottie.'
Rob: 'yeah, i'd do her.'
(person gets closer)
'Oh no! deceiver!'

by sweet-1-sass February 4, 2010

Reverse Milk Delivery

When a girl is giving head to a guy and when he finishes in her mouth the girl pretends to swallow. The girl then leans in for a kiss and when they kiss she dumps his load in his mouth.

A girl was giving me head and when I finished and she wanted a kiss I knew I was going to get a reverse milk delivery.

by Milk Delivery Man September 6, 2016