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smeared shit across the cunt

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.
She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.
by Zonal K June 28, 2018
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serve cunt

phrase used for when your absolutely slaying. the ultimate form of yassification. pussy popping off slay so hard you cant contain it and everyone looks in awe. once you serve cunt you’ll never stop.
“served cunt at the chess club btw”

person 1: “do i post this photo on instagram?”
person 2: “yes you serve cunt fr”
by samidodo November 17, 2021
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Cunt (Scottish Definition)

Used widely in the Scottish dialect to replace the word "person", not necessarily always used in a derogatory manner. Also replaces words which end in "one", referring to another person.
Use of word Cunt (Scottish Definition):

Where's my lighter? Some cunt's got it!
Are you coming out tonight? Everycunt is going.
How many cunts liked your Facebook status?
Does anycunt know the time?
He's an alright cunt him.
by Scotland92 January 23, 2014
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CUNT

This is a really versatile word which can be used in at least three different ways although there are probably more:
1. An informal name for the vagina, also known as snatch, pussy, fanny, twat and a less complimentary form stench trench. What is quite interesting is that the word was in common use during the Middle Ages and was not perceived to be offensive and was the name given to a number of streets in various British towns. E.g. Parsons Street in Banbury Oxfordshire was once called Gropecunt Lane; could there be a connection in the name change?
2. A derogatory name for a person you intensely dislike.
3. Possibly the commonest used is as an acronym standing variously for

a. Computer User Non-Technical (someone who is a total fuck up when they try to use a computer);

b. Completely Useless Non-Thinker (someone who is a brain dead motherfucker);

c. Cannot Understand New Technology (someone who is a combination of a and b);

d. Cannot Utilise Normal Thinking (someone who is eccentric, but not in a good way);
1 Have you seen the cunt on that, it could swallow an elephant;
2 and 3 Whatever way you look at it, that Heale Malcolm is a complete cunt;
by AKACroatalin February 18, 2019
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Cunt burglar

A guy who steals his women from either their husbands or boyfriends.
He is such a cunt burglar, hes sleeping with that dudes wife.
by thepun October 7, 2010
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cunt bastard

A fusion of 2 great insults to create an epic one. Calling someone a cunt bastard will end all arguments with you being declared the winner by default.
by nelch December 2, 2011
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Cunt Juggling

The act of consecutively inserting a hermaphrodite's own testicle into their vagina. Hence, popping the other one out upon reinsertion.
Did you that Joe was cunt juggling Gianna last night? I heard her ballsack stung afterwards.
by phalangefusion February 12, 2017
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