National Cumsockgogy Day

It is a special day where we celebrate the birthday of Cumsockgogy aka Max

Its National Cumsockgogy day everyone, cishets get out!

by dciymgc lovebot November 15, 2021

cumface

Funny term to explain when one of your friends has their picture taken with a nice girl or when they are drunk. Can be used when the person looks like they have just ejaculated and looks stimulated.
Originates from a lads holiday this year.

Looking at pictures:

1. " Hey look at this picture of .........."
2. Yeah he's got a well bad cumface haha"

1: "Look at him dancing over there with that fit girl"
2. "Yeah he's got his cumface on"

by Beans57 November 6, 2008

Cumsuckler

A person who cannot live with out an ejaculation. also a person who needs sex everyday of their lives.

yeah she is such a cumsuckler!

by thereallargeone July 11, 2010

cumsocking

Cumsocking is the process of cumming into a sock and then repeatedly slapping your partner in the face with it.

My girlfriend was being a real bitch last night, so I gave her a nice hour long cumsocking session.

by apoorexcuseofahumanbeing December 30, 2014

cumface

when a hot steamy load is apllied to a bitches face and she loves it

jenna has a sticky load on herr face and is loving it

by mikey May 13, 2005

cumsickle

It's when you cum in your old ladies bellybutton and then put a toothpick in it and wait for it to dry then she or you pull it out and eat it.

I came in her bellybutton and she made a cumsickle and ate it

by lunchbox#1 July 11, 2012

cumtacular

situational adjective meaning the mass expulsion of semen at a single time, such as durring a gang bang

oh man, that porno was CUMTACULAR

OMG! that cheesecake was so good, i nearly came in my mouth, it was cumtacular!

by Jean Semens November 7, 2007