cumpet

Another way of referring to an infant. Typically used in highly progressive or sophisticated cultures and baby showers.

(At a baby shower)
Cindy: "What a cute cumpet, Sally!"
Sally: "wut?"
Cindy: "wut?"

by DKGoneWild February 24, 2020

chumpy

An original Philadelphia slang term that became the substitution for any noun or pronoun.

Check this chumpy out.

by KoolDaddy June 19, 2003

cumpire

An anorexic and sometimes toothless prostitute who is really into buying new clothes and doesn't want to spend any more hoe doe than absolutely needed on food, therefore, said hoe is extremely proficient at giving very fast yet majorly cum-blasting blowjobs to as many guys as possible, and tries to fill up on said cum.

Lyla is not very pretty, but she is a super cumpire. She'll suck off the entire football team in less than a half an hour and swallow every single drop of cum!

by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

Cummy Nuts

When you cum on someones nuts and they rub it around and sometimes pour lime juice on it into a cup and drink it

I pour the lime on the cummy nuts and drink it all up

by IdidntkillhimIwasatmysisters October 22, 2016

Cummy nugget

a chunk of solid semen that builds in the penis hole of men ages 13-19. It is a very painful penis clot that can be deadly

Dr- I'm afraid your sons cummy nugget blockage caused a massive hemorage to his brain. He is now legally retarded

Mom- *SNORTS FENTANYL AND FEELS REALLY GOOD*

by break da law November 8, 2018

Compy

If someone/something is competitive , or if someone is very good at the thing you are talking about.

Is he compy?

Yes, he is the number #1 ranked basketball player in the state.

by Poorsmilke October 27, 2022

Compy

Strong Bad's old computer. Now he's got a Lappy 486.

"Your compy is in a better place now, Strong Bad. Actually, it's in the same place, it's just got a hole in it." -Bubs

by Losti March 21, 2005