Cronjob

The act of keeping a developer motivated in a given period

"You finished you work on time. You can have a cronjob!"

by Rince84 January 27, 2023

Corncob Surprise

The situation or act of being constipated and finally having a bowel movement which is very hard, cracked, dried out, and contains embedded pieces of corn kernels (Maize) on the surface, such as a Corncob.

Woah! I forgot that I ate corn the other day! I just looked into my toilet and found a Corncob Surprise that sank to the bottom of the toilet bowl!

by Paulmh072089 November 8, 2023

corncob washer

When a man named John needs his cob washed he trusts nothing else. Even his one legged sister agrees.

John needed a corncob washer after a long day of no capping.

by WillAustin8 November 9, 2023

conjobbled

When something doesn't make sense or is mixed up and out of order.

girl: *gibberish*

other girl: your words are so conjobbled

by anonymous June 13, 2024

Corncob TV

Home of the smash hit show Coffin Flop!

It’s not just hours and hours of footage of naked dead bodies falling out of coffins!! It’s a show!

Spectrum wants to drop Corncob TV!!

It’s impossible that one out of every five of them are nude!
I didn’t rig shit!

by Member Berry December 17, 2024

Conjob

A “Conjob,” is a sexual act from anyone called a Conboi. Conjobs consist of anything you dream of and vary by price depending on length.

That Conjob he gave me was so good, I wished it lasted longer.

by definitionboi2233 January 23, 2025

Greasy corncob

While a girl is giving oral sex, the guy takes his penis and gives the girl a wet Willy with his dick

“Yeah she was sucking me hard and then I pulled my dick out of her mouth and gave her a greasy corncob”

by Metanarchy267 September 30, 2020