Confusion

Father's Day in Harlem.

There's mass confusion in Harlem today!

by Jellytron30 February 9, 2014

lucky boys confusion

Awesome, and the fact that they are from Naperville...OMG! I live in Wheaton, tight!!!!

LBC is one of the coolest alternative bands that I know.

by Rock April 25, 2005

confusion

Data income exceeds processing speed

Steve: @_@???@_@*is confused*
Mike: Slow down and take it easy that will stop the confusion.

by Darth Fureon December 28, 2005

confurious

Confusion and extreme anger.
Feeling angry for no good reason

When windows blue-screened on bootup, Jim was confurious.

by SwimNurd October 6, 2005

confusionist

(noun)
one who is a player and wants in your pants as fast as possible by any means. but others warn the prey, and the player is caught. the player denies the accusations and plays sweet. then just stops talking all together, leaving the prey in a state of confusion.

Michael is such a confusionist; he stopped talking to Sarah right after she was warned he uses girls.

by Mel =] May 27, 2008

Confucious

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Being confused about a situation. Not understanding. Unable to figure out why the heck there is so many.

"That girl has 3 face books, what the heck is going on? I'm so confucious!"

by -6C- July 27, 2016

Confucius

Confucius was a Chinese teacher and philosopher born 551 BC in Zou. His teachings are obviously influenced by a mixture of tea, heroin, sugar, cocaine, LSD, blueberries, apple juice, methamphetamine, prozac, zoloft, lots of ambien and a pinch of salt. He would normally make this mixture and ingest it about 15 minutes before meditating. When he would come out of his meditative state which usually lasted anywhere from 15 minutes to 126 days he would then write down his sayings. He also made his own paper in a mill he had built in his back yard. He never wrote anything on Saturday or Monday, not for religious reasons but because his wife ran a part time restaurant out of his paper mill building on those two days preventing him from making paper. He wrote the recipes for the restaurant which included several savory cat and dog meat stir fry dishes along with a customer favorite desert made from vultures liver baked into a pie and served with a light glaze made of sugar mixed with warm stomach acid from a North American snailshank whipperfish. Confucius died in 479 BC and was buried in 1976.

Confucius sure wrote alot of interesting sayings but, they can be confusing at times.

by saharadryhumor October 18, 2014