Blue-screened 

To be confused; to cause confusion.

Matt was totally blue-screened when they asked him for directions to the airport.

If you want to blue-screen Matt, ask him for directions to the airport.

Blue-screened by Auntie Ashley January 4, 2009

Blue Screened

v. looking at porn and causing the computer to crash. 90% of all blue screen occurences are a result of fapping research.

I was fapping with about 37 windows open and blue screened. You know computers, help a brotha out?
Only if you don't touch me and I'll be using my own keyboard.

Blue Screened by jonjacobjinglehimersmit456 April 28, 2011

bluescreened 

When one hears information so shocking or world-view-shattering that one's mind goes temporarily blank.

When I learned that Armmie Hammer is a cannibal, I bluescreened for 10 seconds before I could form another thought.

bluescreened by internet stole my life February 23, 2021

bluescreened 

anything that seems like its irreparably damaged, like a computer when it gets the blue screen of death.

Our relationship had totally bluescreened, so i broke up with him.

bluescreened by mrpf May 6, 2008