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The Conch Spinner

When a male injects heroin into his/its system and attempts to jump a raccoon and mouth rape it. During the process of the mouth rape, the raccoon will bite off the penis, causing the male to yell in increasingly loud volumes, spraying blood all over an unfortunate elderly couple stupid enough to be sitting in the bench of all the shit going down.
Old lady- Oh my is that The Conch Spinner- OMG NOT ON ME EWWW.
by YourDrunkStepDad November 30, 2011
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Conche

Anyone acting like a cunt at Sawyers' Truck Repair.

Cunt being c-u- next thursday, tuesday, toyotathon, thanksgiving etc.
Captain: Hey Mat? Why is Keith being such a conche?

Mat: I think its because he had to deal with a RichARD.

Captain: Makes sense to me....
by Tangaism69 November 29, 2011
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conch

a tropical marine mollusc with a robust spiral shell which may bear long projections and have a flared lip
Blow out forcefully through your lips, causing them to vibrate. Use your stomach muscles to blow the air out of your lungs through your mouth, keeping your lips close together. Your lips should vibrate slightly, causing the conch to make a noise like a horn.
by bluestinger66 January 24, 2023
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Jooder Conch

Hailey smells like Jooder Conch.
by TongDong October 7, 2021
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conching

The act of pressing one's ear against another person's anus in an effort to hear the ocean.
"Hey memes_of_reality, would you like to go conching with me tonight? My asshole is freshly bleached."
by TheSquashy October 28, 2021
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Conch

A slur used to refer to someone who’s a punk or a bitch
Jayden’s girlfriend cheat on him and he still took her bad he’s a conch.
by MoeshaBell January 9, 2022
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Conch

A better word for saying something is cringe.
"That guy's so conch! He likes Genshin Impact!"
by RadicalTrousers December 7, 2021
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