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Comcasting

(V) The act of changing a neighbor's TV programs with you're Comcast remote. Generally done from outside a family room window so as to see the neighbors' reaction. This works because all Comcast remotes work with all Comcast cable boxes.
Paul:Hey, wanna go ding-dong ditching?
Jimmy: I'd rather go Comcasting.

Barb: Why did the TV channel just change?
Marge:It's those darn kids, they're always Comcasting.
by JumpinGinger February 24, 2011
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Comcastic

The polar opposite of fantastic. The worst of the worst. The equivalent of the 11th level of hell.
The companies software is so poorly written it consistently crashes my computer at the most inconvenient times. It’s Comcastic!
by TNDil444 July 15, 2024
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Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.
"How is your date going?"

"He's comcasting me, but I'm the one who agreed to it, so I'll just have to pay the check when the time comes. It sucks that the dating scene is so small."
by SingleModeFiber January 4, 2016
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Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.
Last night, my girlfriend decided to end things as a result of me comcasting her in our bedroom. Unfortunately, I'm the only guy in town so she's stuck with me.
by TheWizzanator18 January 3, 2016
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Comcast

A cable company many people from Minnesota most likely have/had
Comcast is slow as fuck
by ErikTheEliminator151 September 8, 2023
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