coffining

The act of jumping on the hood of a vehicle causing damage to the vehicle. The person starts out either on the roof or on the street jumps up onto the hood of the vehicle holding his arms in the 19th century coffin pose. Sometimes people will encourage others to do so by yelling " coffin it ".

A person got thrown out of a party on Halloween and decided to coffin on the homeowners car and was shot and killed by the police in Springfield Massachusetts. This was coffining gone wrong.

by LordViper January 4, 2016

Kabuto's Sixth Coffin

Derived from the question regarding the identity of the person within Sixth Edo Tensei Coffin summoned by Kabuto Yakushi in the Naruto Manga, which appeared to gain a significant reaction from the normally unshakable Madara Uchiha, which has started a rampant stream of theories and suggestions for the interest of speculation.

Can be seen and referred to also as a plot device where the appearance of any unseen/unknown character whom holds some key significance to the story, by causing a shocked or emotional reaction/outburst in an important/major character.

Abridged Version of Conversation

Madara: You want to join forces with me?
(Kabuto summons five coffins with Edo Tensei, which are the deceased Akatsuki members)
Madara: What do you want in return?
Kabuto: Uchiha Sasuke.
Madara: What if I say no?
(Appears Kabuto's Sixth Coffin)
Madara: Th-That's...! You madman! How did you do this?!
Kabuto: Oh you know... Anyway, you can relax. I haven't told a soul.

by Purple Ram September 10, 2010

coffin bopper

A 13 year old try-hard goth mostly found in malls and wearing way too much black

Milly is such a coffin bopper

by Grassy J. Hammond April 17, 2007

Coffin Joe

The drummer in British Garage-Rock band, The Horrors. He also happens to be very beautiful.

Wow! There's Coffin Joe, from The Horrors!

by Rexyy November 5, 2008

coffin dodger

an old person, probably about to die very soon...

"Hey my grans 95, shes a coffin dodger"

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

wake up and smell the coffin

An admonition to get an idea of the dire hopelessness of the situation.

Your girlfriend told the cops about your heroin stash so wake up and smell the coffin.

by keith hubbell November 6, 2006

Rat Coffin

An Australian or New Zealand meat pie, which is a baked pastry casing filled with meat and topped with a puff pastry lid. The meat contained within is alleged to be beef mince, beef chunks or chicken, but often rumoured to be mystery meat and quite likely to be the cuts of cow/chicken that you wouldn't feed your pets.

I'm really hungry, I think I'll have a rat coffin with some dead horse

by Captain Roundhead May 14, 2018