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Cherry Cobbler

The act of a man releasing his cum on a partner (preferably the face) and then following it with a series of violent acts that leads to the person bleeding, thus combining the white and red to create: the cherry cobbler. The same act could be done by a woman if she is a squirter. Same could be called of the dick if it's been fucking something bloody.
I just fucked this girl who liked it so dirty, I finally got to give her a CHERRY COBBLER!
by Avatar8644 September 14, 2006
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Cobbler gobbler

When a girl/guy has a fine and or delicious looking ass that you want to gobble(eat) it all up like your grandmas peach cobbler.
That girl has a real cobbler gobbler on her.
by Jesusismybitch666/69/21 July 7, 2020
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Creamy Cobbler

A person that gets a lot of enjoyment out of eating Seamon
Jones: Suzan is a Creamy Cobbler!
by Disneylove7 April 22, 2023
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squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. A fully clothed man. All by himself. Also known as: Hobo-ken Squat Cobbler, Simple Simon the Ass-man, Dutch Apple Ass, or Full-moon pie. A variation is a Crybaby Squat Cobbler where the pie-sitter also cries.
"Squat Cobbler "videos are intended to titillate the senses and are considered fetish videos.
by Idling August 29, 2016
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squat cobbler

A fetish. It's when a man - fully clothed - sits on a pie and wiggles his booty. It may or may not involve crying.

The term was first used by the character James McGill (Saul Goodman) in the season 2 of popular American TV show 'Better Call Saul'.
That guy Wormald is into Squat Cobbler big time. He has to do it at least once a day.
by Hcas August 25, 2016
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Cobbler's Loaf

Achieving sexual gratification whilst taking a shit in someone's shoe.
Mary is so hot, I grabbed her high heels and gave her a Cobbler's Loaf!
by flowergrazer September 16, 2016
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Squat cobbler

A type of fetish, usually recorded on video, where in a person sits in a pie and wiggles around in it for another person's pleasure. A common derivative of the squat cobbler is the crybaby squat, which involves crying when squatting the cobbler.

Aka Hoboken squat cobbler, full moon moon-pie, Boston cream splat, Simple Simon the ass man and Dutch Apple ass.
Jimmy: He wasn't a drug dealer; he was just making squat cobbler videos.
by Rainbowbandit July 15, 2016
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