Claps, the

A sexually transmitted disease caused by gonococcal bacteria that affects the mucous membrane chiefly of the genital and urinary tracts and is characterized by an acute purulent discharge and painful or difficult urination, though women often have no symptoms; Gonorrhea.

"She told me she was clean, but I went to the doctor and he told me I had the claps!"

by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004

cluster fuckery

1) The act of a chaotic, uncontrollable, frazy time - usually related to wreaking havoc in the name of fun.

2) Scenario's - generally work related - that show zero sign of positivity and follow the trend of bad to worse.

1) Are you down for some cluster fuckery this weekend?

2) This project is so full of cluster fuckery we'll never get done in time.

by !BlackDeath! December 7, 2007

cluster fucked

to get shafted because everything comes down on you at once

Dude: How'd you do on your midterms?

Me: I got cluster fucked :(

by wangster November 6, 2003

clapslepsia

The condition when some one is unable to clap along with a beat or rhythm.

Kenneth never claps at concerts anymore, because his friends would make fun of his clapslepsia.

by murfsurf April 25, 2010

Clup

An abundance of something unnecessary

I just got a clup of ads on YouTube

by Mr. Anonoymous February 21, 2019

Jumbo Cluster Fuck

The metamorphic transition of a cluster fuck, going beyond your wildest expectations. An event you knew was going to be bad, but exceeded everything you envisioned this cluster fuck to be in epic proportions.

"After wrestling for an hour with Lurch's virus-laden computer for the fifth time this month, I quickly realized this was turning into a jumbo cluster fuck."

by Fiftyslam February 18, 2010

crotch-clops

A.the unfortunate event in which a man was wither born with or lost one testicle.

B. a man who only has one ball

is it true that you only have one nut, you're a crotch-clops!

by FCPremier John Doe February 3, 2010