by Y Gwir April 21, 2023
Get the Clickbait mug.Clickbait Criminal is a provocative and manipulative person whose job is to manufacture clickbait news and videos on a daily basis. Clickbait criminals thrive on provocation and manipulation tactics to attract people by any means necessary. Either business, political, or personal reasons. Clickbait criminal doesn't stop.
Watch just few clickbait criminal headlines in action:
"CIVILIZATION IS ENDING AND YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO GO!!!!"
“THIS HORRIBLE EVENT YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING!!!!!!”
“HOLY $&@#! IT’S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!”
"CIVILIZATION IS ENDING AND YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO GO!!!!"
“THIS HORRIBLE EVENT YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING!!!!!!”
“HOLY $&@#! IT’S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT!!!!!!!!!!”
by Naktis October 2, 2023
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A form of lying to people on the Internet in order to get people to click on their videos. The lying informs that something has been done on the video, but that "something" is not even there. This is often used on YouTube and other social media. The word's name explains the whole definition.
by dswqsa895 January 21, 2024
Get the Clickbait mug.When a C.Ai bot has a lengthy, descriptive greeting but the messages after are boring 1-3 sentence text.
Dude 1: “Did you see bot on Character AI? It’s such a clickbait bot.”
Dude 2: “Yeah, I immediately just moved on and found a better bot.”
Dude 2: “Yeah, I immediately just moved on and found a better bot.”
by manaphy_games July 22, 2024
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Dude 1: “Did you use bot on Character AI? It’s such a clickbait bot.”
Dude 2: “Yeah, the greeting was a whole novel but then it said forgetful short messages. Never using that bot again.”
Dude 2: “Yeah, the greeting was a whole novel but then it said forgetful short messages. Never using that bot again.”
by manaphy_games July 22, 2024
Get the Clickbait Bot mug.A digital nightmare where you type something completely innocent into a search engine — like “sand pussy” (you meant the desert cat, Felis margarita) or “vaginal health” (you meant actual health) — and instead get a wall of Pornhub results or links for other porn sites, questionable thumbnails, or sketchy ads for products you never wanted. It’s like you opened a door expecting a science museum, and walked straight into an 18+ pop-up dungeon.
Breakdown:
* Clickbait = misleading, provocative content
* Nightmare = the emotional trauma of seeing it when all you wanted was cat facts or vulval hygiene tips → Clickbaitmare: The moment the internet betrays your wholesome intent
Breakdown:
* Clickbait = misleading, provocative content
* Nightmare = the emotional trauma of seeing it when all you wanted was cat facts or vulval hygiene tips → Clickbaitmare: The moment the internet betrays your wholesome intent
🤯 Situations:
1. You’re just a humble animal lover.
You type “sand pussy” thinking you’ll find photos of adorable sand cats — tiny wild felines that live in the desert.
Instead, you get an instant porn preview carousel and Google’s entire understanding of “pussy” collapses into one grimy rabbit hole.
You’ve entered a clickbaitmare.
2. You’re Googling actual health advice.
You type “vagina health” to look up natural remedies, articles from Mayo Clinic, or proper care routines.
But Google decides you probably meant:
* NSFW “guides”
* Huge Fat Vagina porn videos. Fat porky Kali West flashes her huge boobs and rubs her pussy
* And at least one link to a site that says free premium porn but it’s a scam.
You weren’t looking for a gynecologist with OnlyFans. You just wanted to know if coconut oil was okay. Welcome back to your clickbaitmare.
“I just wanted to show my niece what a sand cat (Felis margarita) looks like, but Google gave me cursed hentai pussy trauma instead. Classic clickbaitmare.”
“Typed in ‘vagina health’ and ended up with lots and lots of pornhub results, that was a full-on clickbaitmare.”
1. You’re just a humble animal lover.
You type “sand pussy” thinking you’ll find photos of adorable sand cats — tiny wild felines that live in the desert.
Instead, you get an instant porn preview carousel and Google’s entire understanding of “pussy” collapses into one grimy rabbit hole.
You’ve entered a clickbaitmare.
2. You’re Googling actual health advice.
You type “vagina health” to look up natural remedies, articles from Mayo Clinic, or proper care routines.
But Google decides you probably meant:
* NSFW “guides”
* Huge Fat Vagina porn videos. Fat porky Kali West flashes her huge boobs and rubs her pussy
* And at least one link to a site that says free premium porn but it’s a scam.
You weren’t looking for a gynecologist with OnlyFans. You just wanted to know if coconut oil was okay. Welcome back to your clickbaitmare.
“I just wanted to show my niece what a sand cat (Felis margarita) looks like, but Google gave me cursed hentai pussy trauma instead. Classic clickbaitmare.”
“Typed in ‘vagina health’ and ended up with lots and lots of pornhub results, that was a full-on clickbaitmare.”
by EMD F59PHI September 26, 2025
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is a french term, coined in the 16th century.
Meaning: To use thy persuasion, to reap the gaze of thou's congregation.
In modern terms, this means, to try to get MAD views!
Don't mislead, intrigue!
The clickbait arrow is sacred!
is a french term, coined in the 16th century.
Meaning: To use thy persuasion, to reap the gaze of thou's congregation.
In modern terms, this means, to try to get MAD views!
Don't mislead, intrigue!
The clickbait arrow is sacred!
BenMascott:
“C’mon Ace, I just put ‘You WON’T Believe This Ending!’ and it was a chill Skywars match. It’s fine.”
TheOriginalAce:
“Thou mock the art of the sacred Clickbait arrow, Ben. One must not lie... but lure.”
BenMascott:
“Lure, lie — same thumbnail, bro.”
TheOriginalAce:
“Blasphemy. You dare invoke Clique-béaté in vain?”
“C’mon Ace, I just put ‘You WON’T Believe This Ending!’ and it was a chill Skywars match. It’s fine.”
TheOriginalAce:
“Thou mock the art of the sacred Clickbait arrow, Ben. One must not lie... but lure.”
BenMascott:
“Lure, lie — same thumbnail, bro.”
TheOriginalAce:
“Blasphemy. You dare invoke Clique-béaté in vain?”
by BaconFearMC June 26, 2025
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