smirking chimp

A derogatory term for George W. Bush, President of the United States, as appointed by the Supreme Court.

"That smirking chimp in the White House..."

by Cloudy Day March 30, 2004

Chimp suit

The human body.

Scientist 1: Regardless how much money is launched into the project, the synthetically body is hard to make.

Scientist 2: Guess we gotta stay in this chimp suit for the next generations....

by bongholmes October 3, 2012

Chespaspanini

An italian weapon used to inflict pain or death upon the recipient, specifically uncooked spaghetti or linguine

Person 1: Uh oh! The serial killer, who uses chespaspaninis to kill, has not been caught

Person 2: That isn’t good

by Cjrkoa March 18, 2018

Chimpless

A descriptor to feeling calm, a relaxed state of mind. You conquered that primitive side of yourself. Well done.

Popularized by various Youtube videos with (CHIMPLESS) in their name.

I was really feeling like shit till I finally simmered down, I was truly chimpless in that moment.

by Steat April 26, 2020

sex chimp

The absolute pinnacle of sex appeal. Untouchable by other words. A sex chimp is infamous and should be kept away from all wives, daughters, and girlfriends.

Friend: “I heard you’re a sex chimp.”
You: “Yeah I’ve been slaying the punani lately”

by BSD KOLD STEPPAZ March 13, 2022

Commander in Chimp

The most incompetent, very simian-like so called Commander in Chief of the United States of America. Also known as Dubya.

The Commander in Chimp made up the word "misunderestimated" in his speech today!

by HDIZZLE March 4, 2004

Connecticut Chimp

to do something with insane intensity, or to eat something with insane intensity. Remember that chimpanzee that ate that lady's face? yeah, that's what you're about to do when you say this phrase.

Me: Dude, back the fuck up, or I'll go all Connecticut Chimp on your ass!
Asshat: Ok, you win!

Me: I haven't eaten all day, I'm about to go Connecticut Chimp on these nachos!

by reelbigdave March 10, 2009