emotionally celibate

The state or condition of not giving a fuck.

John: "I'm emotionally celibate about this whole situation."
Mike: "You're what?"
John: 'I'm emotionally celibate. I don't give a fuck."

by Nascar24Fan July 3, 2018

Celibate

Contrary to what people believe, celibacy is not the act of not having sex, it is the act of refraining from MARRIAGE. Chastity is the act of refraining from sex. Priests take a vow of CHASTITY not CELIBACY

Wrong: Im not having sex anymore, im celibate.
Right: Im not having sex anymore, im chaste.

by Esak January 20, 2008

celebrate

Codeword for smoking marijuana. Being high = being celebratory. Weed = party hats.

I like to celebrate from time to time, when we have an ample supply of party hats.

by R.T. Rybak January 11, 2005

celebate

To masterbate in celebration.

When Fred got a date with Sharon he went home and celebated.

by glaze83 November 8, 2010

Celibate

1)One who does not have sex, could be for religious reasons
2)Sell a bit, and give some away. Ha ha ha...

1) Janey did not sleep with tommy becuase she wants to be celibate until marriage

2) A prostitute (or really anybody who has sexual intercourse) might say "yeah i'm Celibate.. Sell a bit and give some away!!"

by TheBigCheese April 13, 2006

caterbate

Masterbating to a cat

Hey bobby why do u have ur cat in the bathroom with you?
No reason
Were u caterbateing?!

by booby sucker35%&-' November 20, 2013

end zone celebration

Something that onle people with a very low IQ do when they get a touchdown! Considering thats thier job it is pretty stupid.

Terell Owens scores a touchdown and does an end zone celebration.

by InsaneJesta November 5, 2007