Celine Dion

The only thing for which most Canadians apologize to America for on a daily basis.

Canadian: Celine Dion is an ugly bitch. We're sorry for letting her leave the country.

by AJAW September 25, 2005

Celine

To "pull a Celine" is to make a random ass comment with no relation to the topic at hand.

Charlize -"Hey guys, where do you want to go for dinner? "
Kenny- "let's watched Pinocchio."
Charlize- "you just pulled a Celine."

by Harrison_B August 10, 2015

Celine Delozenge

a cough drop used specifically after singing Celine Dion songs

My throat hurts from singing the Titanic theme, can I get a Celine Delozenge?

by ambbb May 24, 2008

Celine

Super gorgeous! And the most loyalist girl u will ever meet!

“Ayeee Celine”

by Je Jen’s May 20, 2019

Celine

do damn hot always there for you when you need her she loves you in every way and has a hot figure thatll make your eyes melt.

oh damn fucking hot mama on the beach her name is celine

by lil bby June 12, 2019

Celine

Celine is the most passionate girl in the word. She may be a little opinionated but she has a heart of gold and cares for others more than herself. She has a drive to be the best at everything she does and can sometimes get upset but she never gives up. She’s creative and clever and overall and amazing person. If you have a problem go to her! She gives life saving advice and is always there for you.
She’s supper funny and outgoing either a huge smile on her face every time you see her. She loves her friends dearly and loves animals to. But try not to get on her bad side as sometimes she doesn’t let things go very easily!

Celine gave me some great advice the other day.

by FaeQueen13 November 8, 2019

Celine Dion

What did we ever do to our neighbors up north to deserve this megaton bomb of pretentious, pompous, screechy, annoying, bombastic, noisy shit dropped on us? Celine became a star in the fucking PC 90s and has sold zillions of albums. Her horrible albums sound like a cat caught outside in a thunderstorm. Either that or maybe she's being tortured. Anyway, her music is total crap, for yuppies and Ally McBeal fans. 100% godawful rubbish. It's going to take a lot of Canadian bacon, Labatt Blue and hockey teams to make up for this Canadian dud of an export.

I was in the wonderful city of Montreal and I had just toured the splendid Notre Dame cathedral. I ran across two American tourists sitting outside. It was nice to be speaking English with a couple of Yanks like myself. One of them told me that the cathedral I was just in was where Celine Dion got married a few months earlier. Like I really gave a flying fuck.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 10, 2008