The most special thing the universe has gifted humanity with.
The superior life-form.
Cats are life, cats are everything.
Cats are playful, fluffy and love cuddles, plus they're really funny and clever! But you still gotta give them personal space, or you will end up without an eye (exaggeration), treat them right and you'll have a lovely, smart companion for life!!
The superior life-form.
Cats are life, cats are everything.
Cats are playful, fluffy and love cuddles, plus they're really funny and clever! But you still gotta give them personal space, or you will end up without an eye (exaggeration), treat them right and you'll have a lovely, smart companion for life!!
by I_HateCapybaras July 20, 2022
Get the Catmug. by BounceFire December 2, 2021
Get the catsmug. 1. a humans lazy companion
2. one of Gods masterpieces
3. a fluffy and adorable pile of... AWESOMENESS
2. one of Gods masterpieces
3. a fluffy and adorable pile of... AWESOMENESS
by cats are AMAZING February 28, 2019
Get the catmug. Used to determine a level of catting off, usually at a workplace involving very little actual work or labor like an airport.
Tony : Adam bruh how the fuck do you have one shift a week and still somehow manage to call off for it every single week? Your catness levels are hitting all time highs!
Adam : Shut the fuck up Tony.
Adam : Shut the fuck up Tony.
by iLiterallydonotmisslmaoooo June 10, 2021
Get the Catnessmug. 
