carise

carise is a beautiful name for a beautiful person, she is actually hylarious, a good friend, cute, smart, she can play the guitar, she got a new jumper btw, black and gold adidas, she loves choclit cake and its hers so jst dnt :/

G0T A N3W JUMPA M4N cos i am crs, carice, cawise, careece, n-carise, limp carise, shikariss...

carise by bissettbaws_ June 1, 2010

Calisphere

The word defining the two hemispheres of California. Southern California and Northern California.

Dude 1: Dude which Calisphere did your girlfriend say she was from?

Dudette 1: You seen dat ass? She from SoCal.

Dudette 2: But her tumbleweave says she from NorCal, particularly Oakland.

Calisphere by CanIPaPa?! June 28, 2010

Calishot 

When you pour a delicious pitcher of miller lite down an ass crack and the beer mixes with booty juices to form a special sauce and you guzzle it down,frequently a Friday night practice in Southern California bars , sometimes getting a snuff crut stuck in your throat .
Rob choked on a snuff crut while doing a Calishot at the barmacy.

Rob choked on a snuff crut while doing a Calishot at the barmacy while on vacation in LA.

Calishot by Dollie Pop January 18, 2012

Carissa

A person with a humerous personality; A funny being

That man was acting very Carissa.

Carissa by Kady Webber April 25, 2011

Calista'd 

One who is ignored by an ex or familiar face for no reason.

She calista'd me in her own pub.

Calista'd by BloodyRuddyCampBed April 22, 2009

Capische 

Capische is an Italian word that Americans have somehow gotten a hold of that means 'Do you understand?'.

The appropriate response to this is actually Akash (ah-kahsh), meaning a great bobcat yes.

"And that is how you can remember Maxwell's Equations. Capische?"
"A K A S H."

Capische by realbobcatgdtbab September 17, 2018

calisse

Curse used by french quebecers. Also is a golden cup used by catholic priests. During ceremonies, it is used to drink the wine.

ha ben calisse !

calisse by Funny Surfin October 27, 2003