cool candles

much like cool beans, although cool candles is used to when even more sarcasm is needed.

You: Hey man, I just reached level 95 on runescape!
Me: Cool candles you nerd.

by McFisher May 8, 2017

Candlejack

When you say his name, he kidnaps you.

Who is Candlejack? He sounds reta

by Zomg man of teh ubers July 5, 2009

candle in the wind

Obviously, it's someone who has no one to cling to when the rain sets in.

Marilyn Monroe.... That bitch was a real candle in the wind. She was later found in the nude.

by LaChad April 21, 2008

canadien pocketknife

A slang term for a broken bottle when used as a weapon

he grabbed a beer and made a Canadien pocketknife
The canadien pocketknife in my chest hurts

by Alfred S. Sloop January 11, 2007

candle

A device that creates dim lighting. Every man owns exactly one, which he lights when he's trying to get a woman to have sex with him.

Just don't store the condoms near the candle.

by daywalker. August 26, 2009

Candlejack

The boogieman from the old show Freakazoid. He kidnaps and ties up anyone who says his name. He was eventually captured and lured into a cage by Freakazoid with a pumpkin pie.

Kid 1: "Don't say it!"
Kid 2: "Say what?"
Kid 1: "Candlejack!"
Kid 2: "Candlejack?"

Candlejack: I'm gonna need more rope

by thatdudewhosometimeswritestuff August 13, 2010

Canadien Oven

The act of farting while fully clothed in full snow attire, very similar to the Dutch Oven, but is done to the self, by a process of the fart rising as hot air tends to do from your pants up your snow jacket and damn straight into your nose. Note: the Dutch Oven is done to another under the covers, the Canadien oven is far more potent and has full reprucussion upon the farter and is some sort of a form of suicide or inflictng pain upon oneself

Dammit Chase, I just Canadien Ovened myself, I think I might die from the smell!

by Rideman November 30, 2006