Calboy

1) Calboy is the oh great one. He also goes by the name "The Man".
2) THE MAN.

"Calboy, your the man bro. I wish i was as awesome as you."

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

Calhoun High School

A high school located in North Merrick. All the kids in South Merrick wish they could go there but instead get stuck at Kennedy High School in Bellmore. Has a great performing arts program and sports program. Usually kids on sports, clubs, and On Tour are really nice. Everyone else is an asswhole. Calhoun is filled with some really nice kids, then there are those losers who smoke weed around all day and party all night. They will go to Nassau Community College and do absolutely nothing with their lives.

Calhoun High School Kid 1:You going to Brookside tonight?
Calhoun High School Kid 2: Yeah were gonna look like total alcoholics

The next morning...
Calhoun High School Kid 2:I drank 27 beers last night
Calhoun High School Kid 1: No you didn't dipshit, you'd be in ICU then
Calhoun High School Kid 2:Oh well I guess I just make shit up to make me sound cool

by iloveguys May 3, 2009

CalorieMate

A brand of energy-supplement foods produced by Otsuka Pharmaceutical Co., in Japan. Comes in several forms, including Block, Jelly, and Can. The most popular is the block, because of it's small size and portability. It is known as a "Balanced meal, on the go". It contains many of the necessary vitamins, minerals, and nutrients the body needs, all in a small container.

The CalorieMate was popularized by the video game "Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater" for the PlayStation 2 as a food the main character can consume.

Tim: What are you eating?

Jeff: A CalorieMate

Tim: What's that?

Jeff: A delicious energy supplement food from Japan that contains essential vitamins and minerals, all in this small block!

Tim: Wow..., it sounds like a really nifty type of food, almost like food the astronauts eat!

by JapanRules1211 May 2, 2009

calorie

the thing that makes food yummy. The more there are in food the yummier it will be. Its just the law.

salad = little calories = rabbit food
ice cream (entire tub) = many many calories = oh so good

by Quimsey May 6, 2006

cahson

The name "Carson" when pronounced by a Bostonian.

"Cahson, siddown. Quit smilin'."

by Carson December 31, 2004

calorie

A thing that sneaks into your closet while you're sleeping to shrink all your clothes whenever you eat a burger.

Dammit dude.. I went to McDonald's last night and now I can't fit in my jeans! Stupid calories!

by HitlerSucks December 31, 2015

Calorie-cramming

The act of eating solely to feel less hungry. Usually applies when someone is in a hurry and has to be somewhere and doesn't have time for a proper meal. Usually involves the shoving of food into one's mouth in an animal-like manner.

I was calorie-cramming on some potato chips and oreos before class because I only had 5 minutes before I had to leave.

by Pathetic White Guy February 10, 2013