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what a pimp says to his hoe when she gets out of line
siddown bitch, talk ONLY when i tell you to talk!
siddown by pimpmasta July 14, 2004
A meeting between two or more humans.
Tell Tony we need to have a sitdown with Vito.
sitdown by chad sapieha December 21, 2003

Asian Sitdown 

When one or more Asian people sit down and have a conversation, usually about something that is uncomfortable or conflict-driven.
After our breakup, Joni and I needed to have an Asian sitdown to talk about how we were going to divide our things.

When I heard that Margie was spreading gossip about me, I emailed her and told her we needed to have an Asian sitdown.
Asian Sitdown by dkyn September 27, 2012

sitdown son

When you totally annihilate someone in an argument, resulting in them feeling like a little boy that tried to stand up to his father, but failed miserably.
sitdown son by mnclz March 16, 2017

happy morning sitdown 

A polite way of saying 'Taking a shit', used by a presenter on a London radio station.
How can people be happy in Australia, where you have to check the entire room before taking your happy morning sitdown?
country slang/idiom for the command "sit down!"
why dont you go n saddown somewhere?!

tell her ass to saddown!
saddown by BammaBeauty May 19, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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