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calorie

A thing that sneaks into your closet while you're sleeping to shrink all your clothes whenever you eat a burger.
Dammit dude.. I went to McDonald's last night and now I can't fit in my jeans! Stupid calories!
by HitlerSucks December 31, 2015
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