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flesh cabbage

an elderly or worn out womans vagina
i was gonna bang your mom last night but after peeling through several layers of her flesh cabbage, i gave up, realizing i could never find its heart.
by ryanonthespot April 21, 2011
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Nine Days Cabbage Water

Jamaican folk term used to show disgust for the taste or smell of a particular food, object or person.

The term comes from the experience that some people may have had when leaving vegetables or other kinds of food out, sometimes in water, for way too long. There is a repulsive odor that comes about when decaying food is left to sit in stagnant water for prolonged periods of time. This odor is generally found distasteful, and thus we Jamaicans use this term in certain incidents to show our disgust for an objectionable odor or taste coming from a food item, an object or a person.
-"Go tek a showah. You smell like nine days cabbage water."

-"A wha dis you gimme fi eat? It taste like nine days cabbage water."

-"Throw dis out for me, it smells like nine days cabbage water."
by Errol W. December 14, 2008
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burnt your cabbage

Well, looks like he burnt your cabbage...
by leafsage June 21, 2008
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Muff Cabbage

(muff gar-bage) NOUN

Vulgar term for a woman's horribly overused, flappy, gaping, pungent, bacterial-vaginosis infested vagina.

Instead of saying "muff garbage", clowns from New Jersey sound like they're saying "muff cabbage" because of their ridiculous accent. Coined by a recent episode of South Park entitled "It's a Jersey Thing" in which they make a parody of the useless wastes of life who appear in the show "Jersey Shore" Which should never be watched by anyone. Ever.
"YOU'RE GAH-BIDGE! YOU'RE MUFF CABBAGE! YOU GOT CABBAGE IN YUH MUFF! YOU GOT CABBEGE.. IN.. YOUR.. MUFF!!!"

"Mom, Dad.. What is MUFF CABBAGE?"
by robin steele October 21, 2010
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cunt cabbage

smelly neon-green creamy discharge from a woman's unhealthy cunt after a good hard fucking.
that cunt cabbage coming out of sarah palin's nasty snatch is the same color as KFC coleslaw!
by Turd Phucker 90210 July 28, 2010
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cabbage fart

Louise let a cabbage fart in the Chinese restaurant, and the waiter yelled, "OK now, who make fong pei?"
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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cabbage town

An area in small towns with houses that are past the train tracks. This entire area is usually called Cabbage Town and people will most likely answer all your problems with "oh, it's because you're from Cabbage Town". Also where Ethan and Brooke live oh and also where angie used to live♥
jon: dude, my girlfriend dumped me.
pete: it's because you're from cabbage town

lloyd: holy fuck! i lost my wallet AND my camera!
larry: thats what you get for living in cabbage town man.

brooke: i hate my life
conor: cabbage town does that shit to you.
by hardcore69 March 26, 2009
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