2 definitions by ryanonthespot

flesh cabbage

an elderly or worn out womans vagina

i was gonna bang your mom last night but after peeling through several layers of her flesh cabbage, i gave up, realizing i could never find its heart.

by ryanonthespot April 4, 2011

tight sweater

slang term/ while performing anal sex on a woman you stuff your testicles into her vagina

my girlfriend forgot my birthday last year, so this year for christmas im giving her the tight sweater

by ryanonthespot February 24, 2011