flesh cabbage

an elderly or worn out womans vagina
i was gonna bang your mom last night but after peeling through several layers of her flesh cabbage, i gave up, realizing i could never find its heart.
by ryanonthespot April 21, 2011
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tight sweater

slang term/ while performing anal sex on a woman you stuff your testicles into her vagina
my girlfriend forgot my birthday last year, so this year for christmas im giving her the tight sweater
by ryanonthespot March 10, 2011
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