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Candle Wax 

Getting your dick shaft waxed but leaving the rest.
Beach Season Bro, Time to get my Candle Wax done.
Candle Wax by WhiskeyKarma April 4, 2019

candle smile 

When you bust a nut into a unknowing victims drink, once the drink has been drunk it will leave I white moustache on the upper lip. Causing the victim to have candle smile and a salty surprise.
Friend 1: yo you hear about Stephanie

Friend 2: no what happened?
Friend 1: Frank gave her a candle smile
Friend 2: ohhh the dirty bitch

candle jack 

1) The spooky man who takes away people who say his name. 2) Rayne's homeboy.
1) Jim: "Don't say Candle Jack! He'll come take you away!"
John: "But you just said Candle Jack!"
Jim: "Uh oh.."
CJ: "Hello, boys!"

2) Rayne: "It's Candle Jack! Let's have some tea and pie!"
CJ: "Okay!"
candle jack by Rayne Tempura September 19, 2008

Candle Bag Titties 

Breasts on (but not limiting to) men, an extremely saggy, lop-sided, pair of breasts. Usually seen in over-set elderly women. Occasional men apply.
Candle Bag Titties
1. Purchasing two candles from your local convenience store and placing them into two separate plastic bags. Notice the "sag."
2. Kirstie Alley
3. Joseph R. Gannascoli
4. Chastity Bono
5. That one Mcdonalds chick from those cell phone forwards.
Candle Bag Titties by WtF#? September 27, 2010

Candle Stick fart 

When you are fucking your girl, right before you cum, you pull out, light a candle and stick it up her vagina and let her fart. Causing her vagina to catch to implode
Wow me and my girl tried the candle Stick fart and she has burns
Candle Stick fart by Ramwteck September 19, 2019

candle-wicked 

The act of being stuffed up your own ass by someone who has owned, pwned, burned, or sauced you.
Guy: This ride is really bumpy
Dude: My ride on your mom was really bumpy last night!!! CANDLE-WICKED!
Guy: "muffled sounds coming from the inside out guy"