fetus beetus

Gestational diabetes.

During Karen's third trimester, she met Wilford Brimley at a convention addressing the fetus beetus epidemic taking place in Candyland.

by BigJondra January 24, 2011

The Beets'

That Brittish band from the Doug Funny Show(cleverly titled Doug where they sing stupid songs that get stuck in your head.

The Beets' were the most popular band on the show and were adored by Doug, Skeeter, and Patty.

The Beets' song #1:
"I need more allowance!"
"Yodelllayheeeehoooooooo."
"Why?!"
"Because I do!"

Little girls Doug and Skeeter: "Ahhhhhh!!!!!! The Beets'!!!!"

The Beets' song #2:
"A-eeeeee-ooooooooo Killer Tofu!"
"Oooooooo-eeeeeeeee-ooooooooo Killer Tofu!"

Little girl Patti wets her pants.

by Shaunn L. May 6, 2009

beetlejuice

A Tim Burton Film. And also the best film ever made. A clever and diverse way of looking at the recently deceased. A freelanced bio-exorcist.

Lets go smoke some dope and watch that film by tim burton called beetlejuice.

by Jody Conway April 20, 2005

beetard

a buzzing flying insect with a low iq and an ability to produce crap honey. is almost always cross eyed and dribbles a lot.

'what the fucks that buzzing in my hair????'
'oh, don't worry. its just a beetard.'

by clevercloggage March 21, 2009

Beetch

Derived from the word Bitch. Meaning a nasty and or annoying girl to whom you love or care about.

Calling someone a Bitch without being mean.

Damn Sarah I love you cuz you such a sexy Beetch.

by NicoleY99 July 11, 2010

Ass Beetle

A form of beetle (bug) found in the wild.
A scary beetle with horns (this is a badass beetle)

How Beavis and Butthead call eachother

Huh-huh.. You're an Ass Beetle!

by Fukaface! December 18, 2010

Beethoven's 9000th Symphony

The laughter that comes when a teacher says a joke and the class wants to pass.

The teacher made a joke about the white man oppressing students, it was met by Beethoven's 9000th Symphony from the students.

by theYoungJoo January 25, 2019