haymaker beej

a blow job with power and energy equivilant to that of a haymaker punch

matt goodrich serves up a haymaker beej like its his fucking job.

by tom jones January 12, 2004

Beejing

A sexual fetish. One person (the beejer) finds another person and murders them. After letting the body marinate for about 2 days, the eyeballs are harvested as well as most of the victim's body hair. This hair is then woven through the optic nerve of both eyeballs, creating a string of anal beads. These are then inserted into the beejer's butthole.

"Do you want to go beejing?"
"I did a beej last night. The eyballs were especially squishy."

by beejpioneer May 20, 2015

heej beej

Getting a blow job and a hand job simultaneously.

Dude, she gave me a heej beej last night....then I fucked her brains out.

by Luois McQueen February 28, 2008

Beejy

Beejy: adj. the style of communication whereby one inflates the ego or standing of another by way of a "verbal blow job."

"Liz is always so beejy with our boss - she might as well get on her knees!"

by JoseRose December 29, 2007

bleejebe

a bleejebe is a blowjob

Hey bitch give me a bleejebe

by hunter remmert April 15, 2008

Beej Smeej

Beej Smeej: (n) a pepe touch combined with some tongue action.

"Just gave a 45 minute beej smeej and then he left and went to the bathroom..."

"Awkward....."

by winghizzieballa January 10, 2012

beejae

Beejae is someone who gets lit by himself. He is someone that is kind to ALMOST everyone. He cares for all his friends. He would drag a bitch for his friends. Get you a beejae you will need one.

Dont make me get beejae to drag you hoe.

by Riah2kool4u March 10, 2018