smeej

Semen left to dry around the bellened

Got some Smeej on my cock and it stinks

by Ponker420 September 9, 2021

Beej Smeej

Beej Smeej: (n) a pepe touch combined with some tongue action.

"Just gave a 45 minute beej smeej and then he left and went to the bathroom..."

"Awkward....."

by winghizzieballa January 10, 2012

smeechy

It does not really refer to a smell, but an atmosphere in the kitchen created while cooking. If it was smoky, it would be called smoky, if it was smelly it would be referred to as smelly. Smeechy refers to a smoky atmosphere, as a result of cooking, which creates a stinging sensation to the eyes. Well that is how I have always understood it!

I am from cornwall in the UK. I now live in New Zealand. I have just been in the kitchen with my partner who is cooking the most enormous Steak! Yummy! It has created a smeech in the kitchen! My eyes are stinging slightly! Perfectly cooked steak, but nevertheless a smeechy kitchen! I walked in (oh a kiwi guy by the way), and said "wow, it is smeechy in here!" He had no idea what I was talking about!

by Nurse Debs June 28, 2012

Sheeja

A beautiful strong woman who looks after everyone else but herself.

Sheeja is such a loving mother

by ddefinerr July 20, 2018

erween.smeeth

Biggest Erwin Simp I know. WOULD CREATE A UTOPIA OF ERWIN BABIES. Would fight a titan for you (is also an omega BUT WONT ADMIT)

Person 1: aw man I’d start a bar fight with Erwin just to feel his hands on me
Person 2: Dude your such a erween.smeeth kinnie

by Erwinsleftnutsack June 15, 2021

smeel mainly

How you read the words "smell manly" when you're Rocky Balboa.

"In the mornin' I splash it on, an' it makes me smeel mainly."

by el poop July 11, 2017

smeefed

To be drunk/faded beyond recovery.

"Logan was so smeefed last night, he doesn't remember anything the morning after."

by cheggdown September 27, 2019