Beejing 

A sexual fetish. One person (the beejer) finds another person and murders them. After letting the body marinate for about 2 days, the eyeballs are harvested as well as most of the victim's body hair. This hair is then woven through the optic nerve of both eyeballs, creating a string of anal beads. These are then inserted into the beejer's butthole.

"Do you want to go beejing?"
"I did a beej last night. The eyballs were especially squishy."

Beejing by beejpioneer May 20, 2015

Beijing Corn 

Corn so good, you can taste the failure.

"Stressed out at work, need to relax? Beijing Corn has calming quality. Did your son get a B in math? Give him Beijing Corn, disappointment, guaranteed." -Steven's Dad.

Beijing Corn by TacoCraft June 14, 2021

BEIJING CORN 

The best corn company made by Stevens dad. The Beijing corn give you the teleportation power "one time I went teleport to hospitial" says fan. Give you instant 100 iq.

THE BEIJING CORN SO DUMB IT GROW ON TREE

BEIJING CORN by FAILURE BECAUSE I GOT A B IN M November 19, 2021

Princeton in Beijing

A summer Chinese Language course held at Beijing Normal University, coordinated by Princeton University. Known as "Prison in Beijing" due to the excessive workload and the fact that students like to wear the color orange.

Tourist 1: Why is there a kid wearing an orange prison jumpsuit over there?
Tourist 2: He's just a student from Princeton in Beijing imprisoned by the course workload.

Princeton in Beijing by BeiJingShiFanDaXue August 2, 2010

Beijing Corn 

10/10 corn

Beijing corn 🌽

Beijing Corn by Α January 25, 2022

BEIJING CORN 

THE BEIJING CORN IS THE BEST CORN PRODUCT MADE BY STEVENS DAD. "THE BEIJING CORN GIVE YOU TELEPORTATION POWER ONE TIME I EAT I TELEPORT TO HOSPITAL. EAT BEIJING CORN GIVE INSATANT 100 iq.

THE BEIJING CORN SO DUMB IT GROW ON TREE

BEIJING CORN by FAILURE BECAUSE I GOT A B IN M November 19, 2021

Beijing Corn 

Corn so good you can taste the ultimate failure.

"Stressed out at work, need to relax? Beijing Corn has calming quality. Did your son get
a B in math? Give him Beijing Corn, disappointment, guaranteed." -Steven's Dad.

Beijing Corn by Beijing Corn Farmer January 24, 2022