buzzer beater fuck up

When things are going good in your life and think you’re on the path to the next stage, then bam! Buzzer beater fuck up

Jim: “Hey John, how are things going with that girl you’re talking to? Moving on to the next step yet?”

John: “Not good. Another buzzer beater fuck up and I’m back to nothing”

by welfare.wayne February 24, 2022

buzzer

A noun that is used to greet a friend or positively describe someone. Comes from the “boys are buzzing”.

What’s up buzzer?
Which buzzers came to the party last night?

by StickANDPuck January 12, 2024

Missouri hillbilly buzzer

If so, your partner lays on his/her stomach while the other partner lubricates the whole with cream corn and siracha. The one doing the penetration lubricates his/her penis or strap on with pickle juice. They then begin the sexual activity while oinking like pigs.

Nick: hey watch ya doin tonight Luke.

Luke: oh I thought I thought I’d give you the ole Missouri hillbilly buzzer.

Jake: can I lather?

by Olesirmissouri January 22, 2021

peckerwood buzzer

a device installed in retail outlets that warns the employees that crackas have just entered the building and the threat of shoplifting is iminent

omg. ring the peckerwood buzzer. group of white ppl walked in

by nonutberry April 7, 2022

Buzzer Beater

When you make it to the toilet just in time that the second your ass touches the toilet seat you let out a fat shit.

*2 guys on a car ride*
Guy 1: “I have to shit so bad right now”
Guy 2: “We’re 15 minutes from the next rest stop”
Guy 1: “yeah it’s gonna be a buzzer beater”

by Gloryboy4life August 5, 2022