Buttbeer

Beers you store in your back pocket, so you don't show up to the party without something to contribute.

Don't forget your buttbeer, you know how Staci gets when you show up empty handed!

by zerophonik November 27, 2021

Buttberg

When someone sits in the snow at night wearing a parka and just underwear until their ass is about to get frostbite. Then they crawl into a nice warm bed and either wait for their partner to move over to spoon or they press their bare, bone-chilled backside into any exposed flesh.

“I can’t believe you gave your wife a Buttberg last night.”

“Yea, she jumped so high the blanket got caught in the ceiling fan. Now I’m worried she’ll do it back the next time I go in for anal.”

by Badger7.62 August 15, 2022

Butthead

A creature that likes to hack its friend's facebook and write embarrassing things. Is located where ever groups of asians gather.

Oh crap, the Butthead (JJ) got ahold of my computer again!

by >>>>>.<<<<< July 17, 2011

butthead

To lick a mans butthole while giving him a hand job.

My girl gives great butthead!

by Holly Juggs April 16, 2008

buttgarden

Ordinary, boring, run-of-the mill, in an almost desperate sort of way

The Ford Escort was such a buttgarden way to get around town.

by Alberto DiMarzio July 26, 2003

butthead

someone who's head is in teh shape of an ass.

a kinder way to say asshole

your such a butthead

by nikki September 26, 2004

Butterdick

Usually used as an act of revenge. Butter Dicking somebody includes rubbing a stick of butter on your member, then rubbing your buttery member on the person (or something the person owns).

guy #1: "Theres something slimy on my car door handle"
guy #2: "Uh-oh, theres a note on your windshield that says 'You've been Butterdicked!'"
guy #1: "FML"

by butterdicker April 19, 2009