self-bukkake

the act of accidentally squirting cum on one's own face

Roberto was so excited during the hand job that he performed a self-bukkake. He wasn't sure whether to feel disgusted or proud for making the distance.

by Elizabeth March 28, 2004

Bukkake Gazebo

Bukkake Gazebo

A random gazebo where a spontaneous bukkake session takes place. This random gazebo is then forever known as the "Bukkake Gazebo".

The Bukkake Gazebo is a magical structure where special events, such as members of a Bukkake Circle of Trust smothering a Bukkake Biscuit with their balljuice, take place.

The Bukkake Gazebo on the Riverwalk in Laughlin, NV is a prime example.

"We almost drown that Bukkake Biscuit in the Bukkake Gazebo last night!"

"I can't believe how slippery the floor of the Bukkake Gazebo was after we creamed that Bukkake Biscuit!"

by R. Stizzle November 18, 2011

Bukake, also Bukkake

1.(v) to ejaculate on a woman's face.

2.(n) pornogaphic films where bukake is featured.

The word has entered the language through the porn industry, in a direct line from Japanese. Bukkakeru is a Japanese verb meaning "to dash (slosh) (water) on a person or in a person's face." In Japan Bukkakeru movies are highly stylised events where sometimes dozens of men ejaculate, in succession, on the face of a single girl.

1. Bukake videos feature prominently in my extensive porn collection.

2. My darling, may I relieve my building orgasm with a spot of bukake?

by Downingboy February 27, 2005

bukkake

Bukkake occurs when a group of men, perhaps 50 or more, manually stimulate themselves to climax and proceed to squirt warm ectoplasm onto the face, hair, body, or into the eyeballs, ears or mouth of a waiting and willing female. The female will sometimes decide to swallow the creamy ejaculate and utilize the energy and protein it provides to rejuvenate her and allow her to heartily receive two further litres of semen onto her now apparently yogurt and glue covered visage. Bukkake originated in Japan, but is now widely practised throughout the world.

Hey honey, do you want to go engage in a 100 man bukkake session? Good. Don't bother having dinner tonight alright? Oh, and don't bother going to the spa for a facial today either. You will receive both courtesy of the city fire department's entire staff tonight at the firehall. Oh, and don't wear anything nice. We'll just throw your clothes straight in the garbage when we're finished. Hope you like semen!

by Charles Wellingtons September 16, 2005

drive-by bukkake

To shoot your load in someone's face while on the move. Any form of transportation is acceptable, even if on foot.

I gave that slut a drive-by bukkake last night when she was walking with her man.

by ColbyXtreme October 1, 2007

bukake

The romantic act of circle-jerking onto a woman.

Melissa was covered in bukake spunk after Robert and thirty of his friends all shared their feelings of love with her.

by heh heh October 20, 2003

Uber-Bukkake

Similiar to normal Bukkake, but there is nothing left of the woman afterwards as she was destroyed by large amounts of semen impacting her face at an incalculatable velocity (Generally billions of miles an hour). This total force of the semen's impact of the lady's face is equal to or greater than the power of a supernova.

You shall die by Uber-Bukkake.

by lol123lol22 May 30, 2009