the square root of bugger all

basically nothing at all, even less than bugger all

im sick to high buggerage of you sitting there doing the square root of bugger all while i do the housework

by gaw and loz April 18, 2008

buggering about

to waste time doing something pointless, like "faffing about" on a Toyota Celica GT4 st205.

(also "to bugger about" )

- in this use, bugger has no connection to sodomy.

Where's Nathan?
Buggering about, polishing his motor again!
Tsk! What a faffer...

by pob1 August 24, 2006

silly old bugger

Silly Old Bugger or Silly Ol' Bugger is generally a term of endearment. While sounding like an insult and bugger being a swear word it is mostly intended as an affectionate response to a mate or friend.

Friend 1. "Oh man, I just spilt my beer, again."
Friend 2. "You silly old bugger, let me get you another."

by ReallyOldGuy January 30, 2019

Bugger

A total jerk.

Regan went out with a complete bugger whom she will never call again.

by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019

buggeree

One who is buggered, as opposed to one who does the buggering (a buggerer).

"Alright Kids, I'll race you all to the Neverland sign... Last one there is today's buggeree."

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

wee bugger

Term given to a trouble making young boy.

Can be used if person is a small adult with a child like build.

"Steven is always making jokes that skinny wee bugger"

by Mo Meta May 5, 2006

bugger

To sodomize someone.

There once was a man from Belair
Who tried to bugger a bear.
But the beast was a brute
Who struck out at his root
Leaving nothing but testes and hair.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005