Flush the buffer

A term often used in the IT world as a euphemism for cracking one off in a closet

I just flushed the buffer in my lunch break!

by Sybil May 5, 2005

Buffer Seat

The open seat in between two men at a mass seating event or dedicated seating area to defer any idea of possible homosexuality. Examples include Movie Theaters, Busses, Church, and Peep Show booths.

Woah, dude, you can't sit there, that's my buffer seat. Sit in the seat next to it.

by B Radd July 12, 2007

bumer

Russian slang for the word BMW.
was very popularized in the Russian mob flick "Bumer".
example:

Famous quote "Close the door, I don't want 2" (it was translated)
Dude you have scratched my Bumer.

by ADymisk November 10, 2008

man buffer

The seat that two heterosexual males must leave between each other when watching a movie together in an uncrowded theater.

Dude, why are you sitting right next to me? The theater's only half full. Maintain the man buffer and move over.

by BigMacUSNA91 December 31, 2007

Buyer Humor

Any uninteresting conversation that pertains to: TRP Levels, Rep Firms, Prime Ratings, Makegoods, Added Value, Ratings Books, Rankers, Bump Rates, or Weddings.

by JH March 12, 2003

chicky buffer

Negates the potential for mab-touching-man discomfort.

During our group hug, I was the chicky buffer between Andy and David.

by mcgruff January 2, 2005

buterbrod

The slav meal of butter kolbasa and bread

Its the end of month, now I can only make buterbrod

by VolGoGTiBlin1 January 24, 2018