bitch brew

Flavored beer, e.g. Bacardi Silver Watermelon, Bacardi Silver Mojito, Mike's Hard Lemonade, etc. Usually used as a disparaging term, implying that real men do not drink flavored beer and such premium malt beverages are for girls. Similar to the girly drink.

"I got Mike's Hard Lemonade."
"Don't bring those bitch brews here, man."
"Hey, you brought Bud Lite, you've got no room to talk about taste in alcohol."

by That Guy from Sinclair Inlet January 5, 2009

mad brews

Usually a 30 rack +. Tends to be either Keystone Light, Natty Light or any other cheap generic beer.

Fuckin Rich pounded mad brews at the pub.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN February 28, 2005

morning brew

the first urination of the morning when it is extremely yellow and foul smelling...

It's 12:00 p.m. and i just got doing pissing, that was surely my morning brew...

by Vincent Young May 13, 2005

Mockro Brew

Any large beer corporation's attempt at making a fine beer.

Man, I just got this mockro brew Winter's Bourbon Cask Ale, and it tastes like my cat dragged her hemorrhoids across my tongue. Someone pass me a Torpedo!

by Timdick December 3, 2010

Weezing the brew

To move the carafe and get coffee directly from the coffee maker as it's brewing.

The staff didn't know what to say when they saw me weezing the brew, then they all started doing it too.

by aknatn May 1, 2009

Crude Brew

A substance that contains 2 or more liquids that is unauthorized that is illegally brewed and is not processed.

Crude Brew is a common sight at our table

by WeirdPerson746 May 2, 2023

Brewing a Shartonnay

The prelude to a shart. The brewing feeling in your stomach before sharting.

Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009