road blumpkin

Getting blumpkin while driving.

"Broseuf, last night, I was driving this chick home, she started giving me road blumpkin like it was fucking Christmas. I made her clean up both messes after she finished. Bong."

by Nick Mas December 17, 2006

country blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in an outhouse.

As the banjo music drifted through the air, Jethro relaxed and enjoyed his country blumpkin.

by Pooberry June 30, 2008

beer blumpkin

receiving head while on the shitter and drinking a beer.

Dave received a beer blumpkin @ the bar last night.

by al May 21, 2004

Blazin' Blumpkin

The act of eating 6 extremely hot buffalo wings, taking an extremely steamy hot shit, while a woman performs a blow jay on your dick.

that chick gave the best blazin' blumpkin

by trevor fartlett June 14, 2010

A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin

When a man defecates in the top tank of the toilet while receiving oral sex from someone pooping and sitting backwards on the seat.

"Hey girl, my dick is real hard and I noticed that we are both have been farting a lot. Perhaps we should A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin"

by Juan Perico March 8, 2009

Blumpkinbating

Whacking off while taking a shit, closely related to a blumpkin

I was scarr3d for life when I walked in on the old man blumpkinbating.

by Unachonger May 13, 2005

blumpkinschplatt

A blumpkinschplatt is considered achieved when a girl vomits as a reaction to male orgasm whilest the male is seated on a toilet, shitting.

Note the difference between this act and a regular blumpkin. A blumpkin could be considered performed when a girl quickly puts her tounge on the tip, whereas a blumpkinschplatt is proof of it's own sexual satisfaction. Blumpkinschplatt is visceral and undoubtedly sexual whereas blumpkins are more abstract and humorous.

The redheaded girl from around the way performed blumpkinschplatts regularly due to her unusual upbringing.

by Eric Chang2 March 30, 2010