big bloke

(n); a Northern English man who has typical male characteristics and possessions such as a car, girlfriend, money, sense of humour and a beer belly.

Can also be used as an excuse, reason and to justify certain behaviour.

You just ate two burgers you can't possibly want a third" "Leave me alone im a big bloke!

big bloke by londonrimmel July 22, 2010

plentike bloke

A gay shemale.

Like my big china, you plentike bloke.

plentike bloke by Chodeser May 4, 2003

bad bloke 

A bad bloke is a friend that doesn't know how to be a friend.

Bloke one: "I nominate Lochi for the bad bloke of the year award."
Bloke two: "Yeah man, he never adds me to group chats with the lads, worst bloke out!"
Lochi: "Ha jokes on you that's not even a real award"

bad bloke by LBoy4BadBloke May 15, 2014

Toke a Bloke 

The Act of "Toking a Bloke" Refers to, Smoking a Fag.

The fag will drop his pants leaving his swollen member ready for "Toking".

or if you still don't get it...

SUCKING DICK!.

Droseff: "This American Beer tastes like Watered down Ant Piss".
Bro: "No way!, American Beer is the shit!".
Broseff: "Oh go toke a bloke".

Toke a Bloke by A_Godly_Canuck September 15, 2012

Blokey Bloke 

A guy who is very masculine in an old fashioned way. Would never wear an earing or jewelery other than a wedding ring. Likes to drink beer, pints are best! Likes a drink with the lads and a good game of football (play or watch)a general good skin!! suspicious of wine bars or fancy bars, way to pretentious for a Bloky Bloke.

Look at Jimmy playing football with his kids. He's a real Blokey Bloke.

Blokey Bloke by Stevie Robo July 8, 2007

what a bloke 

An excellent male.

"Did you hear that Barry gave 5 grand to charity?" "Oh wow! What a bloke!"

what a bloke by KeegsMate July 6, 2014

retchard riff bloke 

some twit who hates all forms of cheese including blue
he is confused all the time and his feet reak real bad

run!!!!!!!!!!!!! its that retchard riff bloke again we are all going to die

retchard riff bloke by pyro November 4, 2004