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Blessing Feeds

The act of making someone’s day by having them see a picture of you in their Instagram/snapchat/twitter feed.
Scott really just blessed your feed.
On my momma Scott is blessing feeds.
by ScottTheFlexGod November 7, 2018
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Blesser

A new word used by gold diggers to distract people from seeing them for what they really are.
Khayi: I'm so in love with my new man. He took me on a cruise, gives me money for clothes and groceries, and he finally agreed to buy me a new car. He's such a blesser.

Jez: No, Khanyi, he's not a blesser. You're just a gold digger.
by Jez86 May 11, 2016
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Houdini Mixed Blessing

Step 1: Desire to go to a straight club (because your straight).
Step 2: Make the mistake of accidentally going to a gay club.
Step 3: Don't worry, there are a lot of hot lesbians in the club.
Step 4: Find a hot lesbian who likes dykes.
Step 5: Tell her you are a chick.
Step 6: Hook up with the hot lesbian who thinks you are a dykey chick.
Step 7: Let her pound you in the ass with a strap-on.
Step 8: When its your turn, hide your manhood and put on a strap-on.
Step 9: When she turns around, take the strap-on off and use your penis instead.
Step 10: Then pick your choice of Houdini or any of its different variations.
Step 11: Celebrate! You had sex with a hot lesbian chick! But you had to take it in the ass first!
Thank you for using the Houdini Mixed Blessing.
"Yo man, I screwed up and went to gay night again!"
"Aw really? that sucks."
"Its aiight, I just relied on the ole Houdini Mixed Blessing trick, gets em every time!"
"Yea boy! At what price though?"
by The farmsdale J-boy July 1, 2006
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Blessing of Africa

large penis

abbreviated 'B.O.A.'
Mordecai has a real BOA in his trousers.
-or-
Mordecai has a real Blessing of Africa in his trousers.
by Mordecai May 19, 2004
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patriarchal blessing

A blessing given to a teenager under the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (or commonly known as Mormon) religion. This blessing is usually accompanied by a written document containing insight into the receiver's future, which is used for guidance.
by CDB December 7, 2004
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Blession

Getting blessed with some weed in a smoking session
My friends came over and we had a Blession
by tallkidjames February 27, 2015
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blessed from the front

Your face is hot and your boobs are huge but you have a cute small butt.
Damn girl, you're so blessed from the front you don't even need a booty.
by girlsloveme222 August 22, 2017
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