Bertism

A gay religious group made by the god, bert Lunder from oklahoma

Yo vro what's your religion?

Nigga it's bertism

by Quafflelover69 August 19, 2017

Bertation

The feeling you get for someone who only won two grammy's when they were nominated for ten.

Well a very very hepay uh hevay da bertation tonight we had a very dara dareson bite lets go hit tara tazen engschlebet dey had da pit.

by Dareson Engschlebet March 4, 2011

bertie

A derogaratory name for a homosexual/s usually linked to actors.

Reputed by John Sessions on an episode of QI to have come from a conversation he had with either Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (JS) to avoid.

(1) I've been offered the role of Hamlet at Sadlers wells

(2) Who with?

(1) the SDT

(2) oh they're an absolute fleet of bertie's

by ebuygum April 22, 2009

bertie

A Extra Large Poo that takes several flushes to get rid of.
A huge log, that sometimes has to be broken in half before it disappears.

Ive just done a "bertie" or whos left a "bertie"

by Markmcmcmc October 16, 2007

Bertil

The man who put the gay in a three-way. Despite his small pea-sized titties, and overgrown, pubic-like hairdo, Bertil is one thick ass boi who no one should mess with. Also known as your friendly neighborhood “jiggalo,” Bertil is the epitome of a man.

Dude: Hey, who’s that guy that’s always with your uncle after 10pm?
Dudette: Bro, that’s my man Bertil!

by UncleDuncan June 12, 2018

Bertation

Another word for fail, deriving from Serene Branson's attempt at reporting from the Grammies, resulting in her melting down on live television in what appeared to be an impersonation of someone having a stroke.

Dude, did you see that YouTube video of Serene Branson, that was such a bertation!

by Jaxsbudgie March 17, 2011

Bertie

I've taken this from the Allsorts advert. Which used the saying "One to many and you might turn Bertie". Bertie can be used for when you've had one to many of anything.

- I've been out all night and i'm abit "Bertie".
- How are you mate?..."Bertie"

by Darcy Lovitt March 27, 2009