bastard

a person who has no contact with their biological father.

Ben is a bastard who doesn't know his father.

by Radboy March 29, 2005

bastard

Someone who was born without married parents.

You're a bastard.

by Homosapien July 21, 2003

bastard

Highly versatile comparative noun. You can be absolutely *anything* as a bastard: as rich as a bastard, as poor as a bastard, as clever as a bastard, as thick as a bastard. It is even possible to be as legitimate as a bastard.

1. "Jeez, what did I drink last night? I was as drunk as a bastard!"

2. "No, officer, I have not been drinking. I'm as sober as a bastard."

by mike2sheds March 21, 2007

bastard

1. Someone who is born to unwed parents
2. (UK) A male who hits women
3. A Derogatory word used to insult someone

1. "Did you just smack that old woman? what a bastard"
2. "You're such a bastard, i hope you get bitten by a bat, get rabies, go crazy and kill your family in their sleep"
3. "I'm going to pay someone to rape you and get you pregnant. then i'll wait a couple of weeks, kick you in the stomach and make you have a misscariage, you bastard"

by Britishbullfrog88 June 16, 2007

bastard

1.A person born to unmarried parents

2.One who aggravates

1. Blayze is a bastard

2. Shut up bastard!

by DizzyLizzy December 05, 2006

Bastard

A child, male or female, born with out their parents being married before their birth.
Not before creation, just before birth.

At least my parents were married when I was born! Your such a bastard!

Shut up! It's not my fault!

by Boo You Whore! January 08, 2011

Bastard

A fun and playful name to call your closest friends.

"Sup you big bastard"
"See you tomorrow you magnificent bastard"

by Mr.Badsause July 30, 2014