Birch Barlow

That fat conservative radio guy on The Simpsons.

Birch Barlow is the fourth branch of government and the fifty first state

by Toby Da Pug February 6, 2019

Elliott Barlow

Young individual who possesses characteristics of GAYNESS and P.A. HOMOSEXUALITY.
The term is used to describe a young lad in this format with negative intentions.

Person A: "Oh hey man, what did you take for Sixth Form?"
Person B: "Media, Dance and Performing Arts."
Person A: "Lol, who are you Elliott Barlow?"
Person B: "Fuck off you cunt!"
Person A: "Cool..."

by Dr. UnoLoverChildrenSmasher May 31, 2019

Trinity Barlow

A fucking retard of a human that is dyslexic and half-deaf.

Teacher:Trinity Barlow can you read to the class
Trinity:I'm dyslexic you cunt

by Akali ^-^ May 25, 2022

Jacob barlow moment

Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.

“Jacob barlow moment”

“Fuck you tim”

by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022

Jacob barlow moment

Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.

“Jacob barlow moment”

“Fuck you tim”

by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022

Mr Barlow

He is the best and all mighty god of the human realm, when he teaches Design, the entire class is mesmerized and cant wait to see him again. He is so cool and scary. He will tell you to leave the room while smiling and looking at a different classmate. He seems like he has yellow eyes and somehow has never dropped his laptop while going upstairs to teach drama. He will always be late but his students dont care because they love him too much

Student 1: WHO IS THAT, HE IS SO COOL!!!

Student 2: THATS MR BARLOW, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH MR BARLOW?

Mr. Barlow: youre late, get out of my classroom :)

by MashallaBruderPerson February 1, 2023

Zac Barlow

Great lad. Brentford home + away. HOWEVER, he's typically caught misbehaving around 'Hinchley wood' and has been caught 'with his trousers down' in a place of liturgical worship. He's known for scoring own goals both in Sunday league and on a night out.

'Zac B' can be used as a adjective to describe someone who loves the old soccer AM but is a top lad who will always host if you black mail him enough.

I love Zac.

Did you see that herbivore he got with last night?, he's done a proper Zac Barlow.

by Hippo0123 April 20, 2023