incestuous bastard

The result of incest.

Mum went out to the barn with Uncle Fred and nine months later, out popped brother Leslie, the incestuous bastard.

by bummed out October 29, 2009

bastardized bottomburp

A definition writer on urban dictionary who seems to have spent his entire life posting definitions.

bastardized bottomburp has written about ten million definitions.

by Jon Hazell September 20, 2006

bastardization

1) The process of making something illegitimate
2) The process of bringing something to a form which is not as good as the one it was in before, i.e. the language glorified by urbandictionary.com

see fo' shizzle my nizzle

by Kevin Smith January 1, 2004

rich bastard

Someone who is obscenely wealthy compared to the average working or middle class person and spends their money on likewise obscenely expensive products that have little to no real practicality but that are rather designed for the sole purpose of showing how much money the person has that they can afford such a thing.

Kevin: "Hey, check it out. I just bought the new Macbook Air. It'll make a sweet 2nd laptop. Oh, hold on, someone's calling me on my iphone."
Olivia: "Shut the eff up, rich bastard."

by Jay007 March 25, 2008

Bastard

A term used to describe someone who disregards other people in pursuit of their own self-interest. Usually includes the acts or act of lying, spreading mis-information, covering one's own ass at the expense of others, or employing other forms of bullshitting.

"The day I broke up with my girlfriend, my roomate told her she would have been better off with him instead of me. He's such a bastard.

by Truthtellerunc April 18, 2010

flash bastard

British slang for a rich person who exhibits poor taste. The high society version of a chav.

Originally Victorian slang for an illegitimate child who presents himself as if he were a true heir; a person who often acts above their station.

Jerry's been checking the time all night just so he can show off his Rolex, the flash bastard.

by Keenath July 1, 2008

Action Bastard

A fictional hero from the poorly drawn anime new to adultswim "shin chan". In the show, shin always watches action bastard on tv. Action bastard is always using his "bastardness" to save the day aginst vilans every week.

Wow, thanks action bastard! you really saved my ass back there.

by flclimax1 September 7, 2007